Lately I'm enamored with the free text status you can set for yourself in Gmail chat. I enjoy coming up with random statuses (statii?) for myself. Here are a few of my more recent ideas:
"Racing with rats."
"Making the roses stop to smell me - *sniff* - I'm delicious!"
Playing Skipper to your Gilligan."
"Fighting fire with fire - take that, Smokey!"
"Bulldogging it like a Jello wrestler on crack."
"Riding shotgun on a herd of angry weasels."
"Kick-flipping over the abyss - skate or die, dude!"
"Making the bulls run with me."
Now, if I could only find a way to have them randomly cycle through on their own ...
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I must confess, they do make me laugh when I log on during the day.
You forgot the "Riding the valiant steed of capitalism--YEE HAW!" or whatever that one said.
Oh, and "Lovesick for my smokin' hot wife."
What's "Bulldogging it?" But I like the roses one best.
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